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1. Fleshlight, http://www.fleshlight.com/

Fleshlight is #1 Male Sex Toy in the world for men. Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a kind of artificial orifice designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF). The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vulva, anus, and mouth shaped orifices, as well as a less obvious slot shaped opening, all in a choice of various colors and internal textures. This is the ultimate jack-off device.

The Fleshlight was designed by a former police officer Steve Shubin who was suffering a period of forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy. He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention, as a “device for discreet sperm collection”.

2. OhMiBod Vibrator, http://www.ohmibod.com/

To all you girls out there! OhMiBod is a sleek, sophisticated new generation of vibrator that combines elegance of design with the excitement of your favorite music. The audio enabled integrated microchip allows the OhMiBod to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen and enjoying yourself. OhMiBod comes with an additional multi-speed endcap for use without an iPod or music player. It really is 2 products in one! With polished chrome detail and pearl white body this product is the ultimate iPod acsexsory!

OhMiBod’s creator, Suki, worked in product marketing for Apple Computer Inc. for many years. She came up with the idea when receiving two gifts from her husband - an Ipod Mini and a Vibrator. After spending time enjoying both, Suki began thinking over how she can combine music and sex to create a killer combination.

3. Tenga Onacup, http://www.kanojotoys.com

Tenga Onacups are a Japanese made brand of artificial vagina (called onacup in Japanese) with multiple models that feature different sensations for the user. It was first released in 2006 in Japan by its founder, Mr. Matsumoto, whose focus was to create a male sex toy with good design that didn’t look cheap. By 2007, Tenga had sold over two million onacups and became the most popular male sex toy in Japan.

In 2008 Tenga released the Flip Hole concept, a reusable onacup masturbator with a unique design that “flips” open in half for cleaning. Tenga also created a limited edition “Warming Stick” that can be activated and inserted into the onacups to warm the silicone to body temperature.

Tenga Co., Ltd. is currently worth approx. 43 Million dollars today. Not bad for something every man can use!

4. Rubbot, http://www.rubbot.com/

What’s round, white, and trying to get you off? Why The Rubbot, of course, a sex toy for men that’s currently under development by a product design team in San Francisco who are also soliciting beta testers from among masturbators just like you for the project. Using something called the “Inch Worm Concept” to provide a fully automated wanking experience, the Rubbot’s creators promise that it will prove to be “compact, hands-free, cool-looking and . . . let’s just say, ‘effective’” upon its release sometime next year.

As far as we’re concerned, a male sex toy we don’t have to use one of our hands to fiddle with couldn’t come a minute too soon, especially since our jobs require keeping at least one hand free for typing and mouse clicking and stuff—and that Thai hooker we keep hiring to take care of our other manual needs while we’re working is starting to get awfully expensive

 

5. Robotech Thruster, http://www.kanojotoys.com

The thruster attaches to a table or other solid surface and has a “Highspeed piston,” “Powerful movement” and a “High quality stabilizer”. It’s essentially a masturbation machine you control with that hand lever, which varies speed and intensity depending on how you like it.

Kanjo Toys claims that it’s fantastic because you don’t have to buy new “onacups” to put in it, which we’re guessing means you’re going to have to wash this when you’re done. No word on whether it’s dishwasher safe.